For you - the one who shies away from the spotlight. For you, who dodges cameras and hides in group shots. For you, still rocking that ancient selfie as your profile pic.

Let’s change that.

LinkedIn demands perfection. Whether you’re job-hunting, posting content, or leading a team, your personal branding is everything.

But you're left with two poisons: Traditional photographers who bleed you dry or AI tools that turn you into a corporate NPC.

Pick your poison…

Traditional Photography:

  • Gatekeeping with $500+ sessions

  • 3 hours of "tilt your head slightly left"

  • Inconsistent results

  • Limited usage rights

  • Selling conformity as professionalism

Current AI Solutions:

  • Mass-producing digital mediocrity

  • Obvious AI artifacts (glitched hands, weird backgrounds)

  • No quality control

  • Playing it safe in the corporate lane

  • Zero personality

Your old photos can rest in peace

YOU.BUT.AI reimagines professional photography.
No shame, no awkward posses, zero soul-sucking compromises.

Core Innovation:

  • Custom AI models trained on your vibe

  • Human curators handpick your best shots

  • Multiple styles from one session

  • Own every pixel, forever

  • Premium results at "beer money" prices

YOUR SHOOT

YOUR RULES

Traditional photography stayed rigid.
AI went corporate.
We chose violence.|

We call this
Editorial Synthography

We’re weaponizing cutting-edge AI and human curation to democratize editorial-quality portraits.

This isn’t evolution. It’s a rebellion.

F*CK traditional headshots:
No more $1K invoices for stiff poses.

F*CK AI mediocrity:
No more glitchy hands or boardroom-bot vibes.

F*CK good enough:
Your brand deserves iconic.

Invest in yourself

Social

ELEVATE YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE

  • Stand out on social media

  • 4 studio-quality photos

  • Headshots / Profile pictures

  • Pick one style

€35,-

Professional

BOOST YOUR IMAGE ON LINKEDIN

  • Optimized for LinkedIn and networking

  • 8 editorial photos

  • Headshots + Portraits

  • Up to three styles

  • One revision round

€60,-

Executive

STRENGTHEN YOUR PERSONAL BRANDING

  • Extensive package for your personal brand

  • 12 editorial photos

  • Headshots + Portraits

  • Pick any style

  • 3 ULTRA picture

  • One revision

€99,-

TIME TO UPGRADE

Why behave like a basic bitch? Invest in yourself and upgrade your package on the intakeform.
We will follow up with you.

  • Upgrade your image to 4k quality.

    €10,- per picture

  • Not quite there yet? No need to buy a full package, just add a revision. We got you.

    €35,- per revision

  • You fell in love with more pictures than your package allows. Just let us know so we can add them to your final selection.

    €10,- per picture

  • Patience not your thing? Or did you forget you needed a new picture for your <insert whatever reason you have>.

    Don’t let it stop you. Reach out for 24 hour delivery

    €55,-

  • Want to look less like a LinkedIn NPC and more like the CEO of your own cult?

    Good. We live for this sh*t.

    €150,-

What People Are Saying

“The whole idea is so smart! I hate having my photo taken,- I've been in contact with a photographer but postponed it twice already... then I saw this. Making life easy!”

— Inez (HR Leader)

“What you guys are doing is extreme! Even if you don't do anything anymore, these are going on my LinkedIn and Instagram 100%. I'm still shocked!”

— Ilona (Recruiter)

“You did an amazing job, especially with the not-so-great photos I sent you. I don't have many photos of myself, so this is a perfect service for me.”

— Ruben (TV Director)

Frame your future.

Your old headshots lived long enough.
Time for your story to get the YBA treatment.

Questions about the process or privacy-related issues? We've got you covered right here.

Questions? We’ve got answers.
Want to collaborate? Let’s make magic.
Ready to burn the cringe? ↓ Reach out ↓